It's too bad that I don't live in Merry Olde England, because this would be something to aspire to. It's not every place that has old people magazines to give awards to old people.
And it's not every day that said old people admit that they're the walking dead.
"There is nothing like it for morale to be reminded that the years are passing – ever more quickly – and that bits are beginning to drop off the ancient frame. But it is nice to be remembered at all..."