king james

there was a guy on the trolley with me yesterday wearing a burger king crown.

but it was not just an ordinary burger king crown.

he had covered the entire thing in glitter and rhinestones and it looked glorious.

he was also holding one of those toy helicopters and having a conversation with it. he was also singing part of that 'wind beneath my wings' song by bette midler.'

and he looked like lebron. but older.