Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Inevitable Saturday Night Live Reference

The blotter's been failing me lately, but
Craigslist still has some interesting ones.

I'm am a Cowbell player with 20 years of stage experience. I have pro equipment; 3 acoustic cowbells, 4 electric cowbells, and a couple of good drumsticks. I can play fast as well as slow. I look good on stage also; a stylish pompador and a black leather vest. I don't sweat much and can play equally good with the cowbell in either hand.

Need some cowbell to fill-out your stage sound..? Contact me. ( I also do studio work, but I charge by the beat.)

1 comment:

Randal Graves said...

The REAL Bruce Dickinson says watch out for charlatans!