The blotter's been failing me lately, but
Craigslist still has some interesting ones.
I'm am a Cowbell player with 20 years of stage experience. I have pro equipment; 3 acoustic cowbells, 4 electric cowbells, and a couple of good drumsticks. I can play fast as well as slow. I look good on stage also; a stylish pompador and a black leather vest. I don't sweat much and can play equally good with the cowbell in either hand.
Need some cowbell to fill-out your stage sound..? Contact me. ( I also do studio work, but I charge by the beat.)