Cleveland Love

I'm not huge into Halloween, as my monsters this year seem to have more to do with mid-twenties angst, economic constraints, and the les...

Once upon a time there was a boy and a girl. They knew each other for a very long time, because when they were seven, the girl splashed him ...

I didn't drink all the way through my college years, except for the occasional post-work glass of wine over dinner and the Big Lebowski ...

I can't untangle all this, and this isn't the place to do it. I'm pretty pissed for good reason I think.

Doing an early morning radio slot means that few listen, and fewer call. Occasionally I've gotten some weird ones, or the ones who want ...

So there are these flyers everywhere for some kind of sermon series a local church is doing on Song of Solomon, the words of which I love, e...

Two extra hours of sleep mean the world, the moments of nerve-wracking, the strange feeling when one finds out someone of one's teenage ...

We Single Ladies are working the late shift and while I could be working on the next Great American Rust Belt Novel, we are instead snarking...

Too tired and uninspired to make anything of beauty, falling asleep on the couch, in the hot apartment, waking up sleepy, ignoring the ringi...

This is pretty awesome. My dad always used to call them "Sonic Old" because they were closer to his age than mine. I was never a f...

People keep talking about how the weather sucks but soon they'll be complaining about how it's too sunny out and at least we're ...

As a chick and musician, I find the below Craigslist ad totally hilarious due to the misogyny and general rock star egotism especially ende...

I was working on some projects at the art center when a song came on the radio that reminded me of someone because he once said it reminded ...

I eschewed public transportation for a long walk over the bridge to Tower City, fortified by a cup of coffee and an enchilada, to meet up wi...

When I worked at the zoo, people thought it was really funny to prank the receptionist with calls for "Miss Ellie Phant" and ...

DISTURBANCE, SOUTHPARK CENTER: At 9:53 p.m. March 19, Houlihan’s restaurant reported having a problem with male customer refusing to pay his...

So I really wonder who responds to Craigslist personal ads. I really do. When I worked at the Cleveland Zoo, I sold tickets to a family that...

I was accused last night of hating men. Aforementioned acquaintance, who seems to get her ideas of what ideal manliness is and what a woman...

I got a call at random from a friend of a former friend last night. I don't really know her all that well, as I know her through my most...

When I was heading home yesterday, I saw a familiar car coming the other way, a black Impala with tinted windows and once I saw the green tr...